First Target - Video

[nobodysweapon]

*The video opens on a girl with... does that teddy bear behind her have a bullet hole through its head? That's creepy. The girl isn't nearly as creepy in a rather ordinary sundress, a nice blue-gray number. Nothing fancy and it clearly allowed her to move freely as she stepped into center frame. To those that know her before she seems less... paranoid, angry, and ready to kill things at a moment's notice than she was five years ago. Even if she hasn't aged as much as everyone else.*

Hello. I am a returning student, I am a little old for high school, but I needed to withdraw from my last school for personal reasons. I am attempting to finish my education so I can properly enter the workforce without forged documentation.

*Yes, that was all said with a straight face.*

Some of the staff and students from before the incident might remember me. I-

*She hesitated, just slightly*

Will be using the name Laura now. And I would like people to respect this.

I wish everyone a school year with less kidnapping and property damage than previous years.

*Look she's trying really hard not to be scary, she has to get points for that! She walks over and shuts down the feed.*

Comments

[nobodysweapon]

You are right to be suspicious.

I am not a threat to you or this school.

[tofudog]

That's, uh. Good, I guess! Nice to know we've got someone on board who'll step up if we get kidnapped during the semester.

Although, am I right to be suspicious? This school is sounding crazier by the minute.

[nobodysweapon]

I am not telling you the entire story on purpose. Your suspicions are valid.

I cannot say how the school will run after being closed for five years.

[tofudog]

Y'know, most people would be more like 'Beast Boy, you sure are crazy to accuse me of being suspicious like that!'

[nobodysweapon]

I do not understand what you want to hear.

[tofudog]

That makes two of us.

[He groans. And he was worried school would be boring.]

Please tell me you've never eaten anyone, at least?

[nobodysweapon]

I have not.

*See wasn't that easy?*

[tofudog]

Do me a favor and keep it that way?

[nobodysweapon]

I do not have any intention of eating my classmates.

I am not what has lead you to this assumption.

[tofudog]

Just making sure Xavier's isn't a Secret Mutant Cannibal Death Cult! I already met one today.

[nobodysweapon]

You are very paranoid.

[tofudog]

I missed my afternoon nap chatting with The Big Bad Wolf himself, so I'm losing it a bit.