[But he had to retire, or he'll be sent back to Japan and/or prison!]

I told you, I handed it over to the kids, so they might have done it! And wow, I don't know, isn't there a spreadsheet or something? Ah, immigration papers aren't such a big deal. The old man can handle it. He's not gonna let the kids get deported. I mean he got me—

[Oh yeah, better not say that.]

—not deported.

You're not wrong, I probably will be stuck in them forever, in this job, but I prefer to keep the breaks between them as nice and long as possible!

Well, I didn't say I did have them. But I didn't say I didn't, either. So technically, you have nothing to report.