[Adachi knows all about weapons and little about romance, but he knows that's not how romance works, and he enjoys fantasy weaponry. He'd rather see people shooting other people in a fun, unrealistic manner.]

They're the worst. So lame. And I'm not a drinking games kind of guy. I'd rather just drink. Yeah, but action movies are hilarious!

[As Luvander is a student, there's no way in hell Adachi's going to express anything resembling his opinion on such matters, especially as he got in trouble last time he joked around with a student. He's never telling anyone his actual opinions ever again; it never fails to backfire on him.]

Sure it is! I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the "this is the problem with porn" talk, which is just going to be awkward for everybody involved.