[This kid has such a thick head. He has approximately zero interest in hurting him, as it would mean nothing but more problems and more work for him, which is the opposite of what he wants.

However, he has been forced by his counselor to make nice, and look what a good job he's doing.]

Like I said, I'm not in any trouble at all! And everybody knows what I did. So it looks like you've got to shift your worldview a bit. To one in which you're pretty much wrong.