Well, it's just... Just totally not like that!

Anyway, you know I don't judge everybody else, but hooking up so isn't my thing.

[His thing, apparently, is blind dates that never get a second chance, and once a year or so, getting drunk enough to kiss a stranger, getting cold feet, making a weird excuse ("wow, look at the time, I like have to go check if my goldfish is getting into trouble!"), and fleeing.]