Sixth Daydream [Video]

[niepokonany]

Everyone knows what time it is, right?

Duh, it's two days 'til my birthday!

PoliSci 101 students can celebrate by making funnier mistakes on their papers. I'll give extra credit to whoever makes my laugh hardest! At least I'm pretty sure I can do that, whatever.

And everybody else... I'm still totally waiting on that pony! I've got a good feeling, so maybe this is my year. If someone does it, they're automatically my new second best friend!

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Who wants to come with and help get me drunk enough that I think the word "election" is too funny to be pissed off about? I could go for that. Like, not gross-drunk, just everything-is-hilarious-drunk!

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[voice]

[seduceme]

Subtlety was never your strong suit. Why not simply adopt one of the shape-changing students and 'ave them be your pony for the day?

[voice]

[niepokonany]

Well, Beast Boy did totally say he'd let me have a ride sometime...

[-->the innuendo, as accidental as it was on both his and BB's part




-->Feliks's head]

[seduceme]

... I'm sure 'e did. Were you planning on inviting your friends to watch?

[niepokonany]

[Chris, it is just mean to take advantage of his cluelessness like this.]

I wasn't, like, thinking about it really? I mean I guess they can if they wanna.

[seduceme]

[No, it's perfectly within her right, he should know better.]

Oh, I'm sure a few would enjoy the sight.

[niepokonany]

[But he doesn't, because he is a sweet summer child and also blond as Hell. This is like shooting fish in a barrel, Chris.]

You think? I mean, I'd look pretty awesome, I guess, so they probably would...

[seduceme]

[Oh she's so tempted to giggle.]

Especially in the right gear, of course.

[niepokonany]

I guess I could, like, whip up a cowgirl outfit or some junk?

[seduceme]

I should 'ave known that would be to your 'taste'.

[niepokonany]

My taste is awesome, don't hate!

[seduceme]

Dare I ask if you 'ave a riding crop to match?

[niepokonany]

Huh? Um, I guess I could make...

[He grabs what appears to be a sparkly joke magic wand, and turns it into a crop.]

Like, something like this? I don't think he'd like it that much if I used it on him, though.

[100% oblivious. On public camera. There's a special Hell for people like you, Chris.]

[seduceme]

[He deserves it for being so oblivious.]

Of course not, it's just for show. I imagine you will 'ave a 'at to match as well? Though you'd 'ave to 'ang onto it when the pace becomes too vigorous.

[niepokonany]

Well, like, what kind of cowgirl would I be without a hat? Come on, I am the head of the Costume Club!

[seduceme]

[Oh, Feliks, Feliks, Feliks.]

You've 'ad a lot of riding experience then?

[niepokonany]

[You're a bad person, Chris.]

Um... Not, like, a ton, I guess?

But it's okay! I can totally make it work!

[seduceme]

Oh, I'm sure you will be able to 'work it', as they say. Good luck to you in this endeavor - that Beast Boy can be a wild one.

[niepokonany]

No way, he's really sweet!

[seduceme]

A gentle ride then?

[niepokonany]

Right, totally!

[seduceme]

I'm sure you will 'ave a wonderful time then. I 'ope you won't be too sore after.

[niepokonany]

[...There's something about her tone and her smile and the idea of being sore after something that finally clicks. It takes a moment, though.]

...!

[Yeah, he can't actually speak. There's a little squeaky noise, and then he's hiding behind a couch cushion.]