"So I'd been wandering, backpacking around Europe. Found a dark wooded area, very nice place. Anyway, my brother Dominic, he was spying on me, as usual. Having a brother who has a mutant power that has people calling him a seer? Very annoying.
Anyway, so he was spying on me, and what does he see, but me, out like a light, bleeding, against a tree, a large clawed mutant over me. Luna told me he passed out. It was great. Well, you know, in hindsight, knowing how it worked out.
So they came racing across Europe to find me, my brother certain that if he could get to me in time, I'd still be alive. Of course I would. Dirk wouldn't have hurt me, not that he knew that. Apparently Dirk's mutant power is transforming into a large and terrifying mutant that makes anyone pass out the first time they see him. He got Dominic twice. I'm grinning gleefully right now, just so you know.
Anyway, he and Luna got to where I was, saw Dirk, passed out. We all woke up tied to a tree, because he though we were with the idiots who were trying to hurt his girlfriend and his forest. But things got settled, we helped them out, fought a heroic battle with some really creepy dudes, dragged the thieves out of there, and parted as friends of Dirk and his girlfriend. They're cute together.
Once everyone was okay, I asked Dominic and Luna why they were there. Dominic said he saw an image of me passed out at Dirk's feet. Luna told me that seeing Dirk made Dominic pass out. We both called each other a sissy at the same exact moment. It was great."
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Anyway, so he was spying on me, and what does he see, but me, out like a light, bleeding, against a tree, a large clawed mutant over me. Luna told me he passed out. It was great. Well, you know, in hindsight, knowing how it worked out.
So they came racing across Europe to find me, my brother certain that if he could get to me in time, I'd still be alive. Of course I would. Dirk wouldn't have hurt me, not that he knew that. Apparently Dirk's mutant power is transforming into a large and terrifying mutant that makes anyone pass out the first time they see him. He got Dominic twice. I'm grinning gleefully right now, just so you know.
Anyway, he and Luna got to where I was, saw Dirk, passed out. We all woke up tied to a tree, because he though we were with the idiots who were trying to hurt his girlfriend and his forest. But things got settled, we helped them out, fought a heroic battle with some really creepy dudes, dragged the thieves out of there, and parted as friends of Dirk and his girlfriend. They're cute together.
Once everyone was okay, I asked Dominic and Luna why they were there. Dominic said he saw an image of me passed out at Dirk's feet. Luna told me that seeing Dirk made Dominic pass out. We both called each other a sissy at the same exact moment. It was great."