Whoever said that all the world was a stage couldn't possibly have known how literal that was to Feliks. Not about to be one-upped, he shifted the form of everything in his line of sight -- turned the carpet to an LED dance floor, the walls to mirrors that glimmered with all the light, all of the furniture into something that would look at home in some kind of futuristic space-mansion.

And the remote control -- well, obviously that was his mic!