Yeah, I'm pretty boring that way.

[It's not like he's a former criminal, stalker and abductor who loves trolling people or anything like that!]

You didn't even know about the security club! You weren't asking me, I volunteered. Stupidly, I admit in retrospect. It won't happen again.

[He has learned for the future.]

Well, a nap means I'm not going to pay any attention to seminars, so your cunning revenge plan will fall flat.

[He thinks over this last question.]

Hm, I might have found a bottle or bottles.