What a boring life that must be. I adore mysteries. They make everything so much more exciting.

[And wow, come not do work with her then, sheesh. They can get a tea and coffee together and slack off like winners.]

If they had filled the forms out, would I be asking after them? Also your threat falls a bit flat, dear. A nap isn't nearly as threatening unless your sleep is of the permanent kind.

And if you're in charge of finding things, have you found my missing polish bottle?