Nope! I sure hate mysteries. That's why I became a cop.

[Hey, it takes a work-pusher-offer to know one!]

And I do lots of stuff, too! Like patrolling. And paperwork. And tracking down... lost stuff, mostly. And pranksters.

[And hanging out in the canteen.]

They're not my students. Anyway, those ones are so responsible, they might have filled out the forms already themselves. I don't know. I mostly let them handle it. You should go check.

And, if it gets that bad, I'll—

[He can't quit, because he's under house arrest here.]

I'll take a nap.