Wow, harsh much? "How can you live with yourself?" Dude, it's not like I'm doing something wrong.

I mean, it's not like I'm a war criminal or someone who talks in the theater or the kind of jerk who'd get all judge-y at a guy for no real reason on his birthday or something heinous like that.

[He says that without a beat missed, like it's the sort of thing anyone would say.]