Well, like you said, it's not like you make a secret of certain facts about your person. But when they tried to sell to us that you were a "catholic fanatic", and at the same time informed us that you were rampantly promiscuous and generally morally corrupt, you could say that I started smelling a rat. Apparently, you fuck degenerate leaders to gain their support, and you keep a pair of American twins as lovers? Although it's pretty consistently mostly one of them visible in photographs of you.

[He rolls his eyes slightly, but hey, at least reading briefings like that had been amusing. He, Raphael and Niall had roleplayed out choice parts and laughed until they nearly cried.]

And perhaps the American government decided that shadow puppets needed a fashion face lift? Dark suits and sunglasses are, after all, so five minutes ago.