[Well, he's semi-loaded from that time Toph's dad hired kidnappers, he got caught up in it, and they sued the pants off of him, but France isn't too hard to get to if you're in continental Europe anyway, and the Tropical Adventure was a special, one-time kind of thing?]

Huh? Haha, no, he's like, my best friend! You know the science teacher? Like, cute, kind of spacey, comes in through the window more than the door? His twin teaches home ec?

[If BB has picked up any of the rumors about Feliks around campus, they probably involve their epic, years-long failure to see what's right in front of them. There's a betting pool regarding when they will hook up (not if), and a few bets on "they already did, and are just screwing with us all and seeing how long it takes people to call them on it."]