Uh, only the best story ever told. Okay, so, it all happens "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away." There's this Empire, right, and they're totally evil. And in this galaxy there's a thing called The Force that's like magic, except it's in everyone. Only this order called the Jedi can--

Actually, you know what? Forget your plans for tonight! We're taking over the rec room.